A very robotic way to title a post which contains my wedding speech, but given that this site is primarily for the digital domain, I figured I would try to ease the juxtaposition. Any way, last year in August I very happily upgraded from Fiance to Husband and have wanted to put my speech somewhere perminant for my own review and because once it is on the internet, it can never be lost… So here it is.
Well having been terrified of this part of the day for a while, I had hoped that Jess would talk for the entire allocated speech time slot, but it would appear that on this occasion he has let me down.
I would like to thank Jess for his speech and kind words and furthermore I wish to extend my thanks to Jess and Jan for allowing me to ask their daughter to marry me. Casting my mind back I recall that very phone call to this day (I didn’t have the balls to ask face to face) and I was very pleased when they gave me their blessing. We have come a long way since the first time I met them both and although I was later told I had mis-heard him, I was convinced that Jess had threatened to castrate me within the course of conversation, so I’m glad that our relationship has improved since that day and that in the many years since then they have made me feel a welcome addition to their family.My wife and I, would like to thank you all for sharing today with us. It is very important to both of us that our families and friends have been able to share today with us we are a little shocked that the sun also made it to Yorkshire today, however your presence is the most critical part of proceedings.
Very few of you are local to god’s own county and we appreciate that attending a wedding isn’t as easy or cheap as it sounds, so thank you again for being here.
Before I move onto the gushing appraisal of my beautiful wife, I must first offer our thanks to a few individuals who have played a part today;
- Assuming they haven’t already been drunk, our Wedding Car drivers Doug and Peter, who can now consider themselves off duty, have a some extra wine each on the table.
- My ushers, who have taken responsibility for arranging the collective rabble you are sat amongst and other important background tasks and to my best man, who kept me alive and safeish on the stag and who will hopefully show equal compassion in his speech shortly..
- Our bridesmaids who have aided Jo throughout the day and ensured she made it to the church.
- My sisters who each played important roles within the ceremony and have kept my nerves in check throughout the day.
- My mum who I’d like to thank for being, in my opinion the best mum in the world and as early thanks for hosting an after-show party tomorrow that all are invited to.
- And finally to Jan aka the Mother-in-law, for the stress she has endured juggling a bride and a bridesmaid’s emotions for months and for crafting the wedding cake which you will all see later and or eat.
I would also like to very quickly thank both our parents for their roles in our lives. People often say to me how lucky we are to have the parents we have, and their appraisal is true but the facts they base this on are somewhat far from the mark. Both our parents have raised us with strong morals and values (tested in my case at times), have supported our goals and hobbies, whether that has been by watching Jo’s performance as a little Jay Bird, standing in the pouring rain watching me play football, teaching or watching us learn how to swim or many of the other fond memories we have of our childhoods. It is this guidance and the activities that we have enjoyed throughout our live that has largely defined the adults we have become and it is those adults who share in a love of sport, those same morals and are compatible enough to have had 7 happy years together with plans on many many more. Had we drifted from these guided and trodden paths we would probably not be here and married now. So to each of you I extend my heart felt thanks, respect and pride.
My final thanks and gratitude is reserved for Jo, who has almost single handedly assembled this wedding and has been absolutely amazing throughout the months that have been spent organising today. There have been ups and downs but she has largely managed the organisation on her own, without some of the stress and trouble that is a constant danger in these circumstances, today has far exceeded my expectations and I am in awe of what she is capable of doing when she puts her mind to a task.
Staying of the theme of my wife, I would like to take a moment to bear my emotional side.
Those who know me well know that although shielded behind a miserable frontage, I do have a softer side and am a big fan of songs which have words that I can identify with. To this end there is a portion of a song called Coder Girl, that I have recently introduced Jo to and one that I will READ to you, which expresses well, some of my thoughts of Jo and leans to my technology focused life. We have sprinkled geeks in amongst you, so you can glean explanations from them on the technical elements later if you wish but I hope the gist of the message will be obvious.
I put it like this so you can understand, she makes me want to update to be a better man
when we compile she is easy to interpret, a cross platform version I can work with
she’s not wrapped in flash, all she wants is a java and a shell to bash
wow she’s a sight to see plus, her smile glimmers just like a ruby does
she can never be sub routine, the high priority process of my machine
sharper than most chicks you know, she’s not another shallow copy I can sudo
its that good type dependancy, I function better with her next to me.Here ends the song and it is that last line which is one of the main reasons that I am stood in front of you now. As I am lead to believe, the best couples compensate for each others weaknesses with the others strengths. This is true with myself and Jo, she for example is a good cook, is able to manage a household, is responsible with finances, can hunt down a bargain online and is driven in her working life. I on the other hand am able to take out the recycling & rubbish each week, am well equipped to both load and unload a dishwasher and am the preferred long distance driver.
With a skill-set like that, you can probably already understand why she has agreed to marry me, but for those with slightly loftier wants who are struggling, you can at least benefit from the knowledge of why I wish to marry her, because this is a question that we were asked to discuss at a church meeting we attended many months ago. This question of marriage is something that I think is asked more and more nowadays and many couples do happily live with one another without the need to get married. So, why is it I wanted to marry Jo.? I suggested a few options at the time one of the better received was a desire to be able to refer to Jo as my wife in conversation rather than my partner. I felt that on too many occasions when talking to peers or colleagues the use of partner was met with confirmation that I indeed was gay, as the other person had suspected and that needed to be addressed. Flippant reasons aside the honest and most prominent reasons for me wanting to marry Jo was then as it is now, that I am proud and honoured to call Jo my wife and right now and for the many years we have been together, I have wanted nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with her and in time and with luck, to raise a family.
Although not strictly traditional and because I seldom excel in being publicly affectionate, I would like to end my speech today with a huge sense of relief and with a toast to my beautiful wife, the bride.















